Proposal Anyone?
Getting down to the wire and don’t know how to pop the question?
Ask a day early. Use Valentines Day for basking in the glow.
Try and make it a real declarative question. “What do you think about getting married?” That’s theoretical. Go for the gusto.
You may have to ask twice. Proposals can stun on the first try.
If you talk too fast, your Intended may ask you to repeat yourself.
Weather is weather. Don’t sweat it.
Got the ring but lost the box? Any jewelry store will have one.
Is your intended in a bad mood? Hand over the ring or pop the question and watch that change pronto.
Got kids? Get one of them to do it.
Got pets? What are collars for anyway?
If you Intended says, “Yes” before you finish talking, it still counts.